

Yes, you're actually hitting the bathroom for a mini-game, and it wouldn't be Yakuza without Kiryu's battle cries included in the mix. One of the new mini-games is a recreation of Sega's own line of "Toylets", an interactive urinal that you could play games on.Even better is that one of her old students was the dreaded Lau Ka Long! It's just hilarious seeing a little old lady lifting a grown man above her head for a slam. Kiryu even has a co-op heat action with her where he giant swings a thug and Granny White slams another thug onto the spinning one. Granny White looks like a decrepit old lady, but is shown to be quite the fighter.The muck dripping off the thing is a dead giveaway that the plunger's been used. Another of Kiryu's new heat moves in Kamurocho is when a janitor throws Kiryu a used dirty plunger, which he uses to knock an enemy down before using it how it's meant to be used on the guy's face.He'll throw the punk off the bridge, and they'll make a perfect landing on the nose of it, crotch first, locking them in a hilarious pose before they fall off and into the water. One of Kiryu's new heat moves in Sotenbori has him use one of the boats traveling across the river.After knocking the mook on the floor, the dominatrix will march up to him and dig her stiletto into his family jewels! Yeowch! And based on his reaction to it, he likes it! Many team-up Heat Actions are hilarious, but one that stands out is when a BDSM worker tosses Kiryu a whip.Once the anthem hits the final note, his head spins wildly. What makes it even more hilarious is Majima's head being used as the "bouncing ball" for the lyrics."It's a school where the youth all gather." Not only that, the "Be My Baby" clip is played during a line that seems like it's lampshading the entire thing.The Groin Attack Heat Move by the dominatrix (see below) is blocked out by a brief clip of Yuki covering her face, which makes it even funnier. The game's Western Launch Trailer features an extended English version of the Majima Construction Anthem being sung by the localisation team dressed up as his employees, while footage of the many bizarre things you can expect to see in the game are shown including the infamous "Be my Baby" substory.When the game was ported to PC, players found that if they had fast enough hardware, defeated enemies could be sent flying and bouncing off objects, while Kiryu can be literally Punched Across the Room at high speed by an opponent if they manage to make him ragdoll! The new Ragdoll Physics added in with the new Dragon Engine introduced in Yakuza 6: The Song of Life have a rather peculiar aspect to them, in that their speed and ‘slipperiness’ is tied to frame rate.Unfortunately, this feature isn't available in Kiwami 2 as the bowling alley and its mini-game is missing. Aside from seeing them also partake in the wacky side activities, the fact that they don't hesitate to drop what they're doing and play with you during a serious moment in the plot is golden. If you head to the bowling alley in Kamurocho with an ally traveling with you (Daigo, Kaoru or Date), you can bowl with them as your opponent.Meanwhile Kaoru lights up after hitting a jackpot. The next scene (omitted from Kiwami 2) has them playing at the slot machines, and Kiryu is visibly frustrated about losing. Once the owner catches wind of it, she sheepishly puts the golf club down and both of them make a run for it. During Kiryu's date with Kaoru in Chapter 10, she tries her hand at golf but ends up breaking the club instead, much to her embarrassment.If you go straight to Bantam, Kawara's already there and tells you he's been waiting a while. Kawara tells the two to go on ahead, since he can't go walking around bleeding from the leg and needs to find new pants. Emoto's office, Kiryu, Kaoru and Kawara decide to go meet Date at Bantam. After Kiryu fights two Jingweon thugs that show up at Dr.Kiryu: (has a despondent look knowing he is absolutely going to have to fight all these grown-ass men in diapers and is 1000% done with this whole thing)

Gondawara: (standing up, breaking character) Not so fast, chief! ( spits out pacifier) You got balls, ignoring a man's earnest hospitality! You don't get to come in here and make a fool out of us! C'mon boys, let's pacify this bitch! Kiryu: (very clearly disturbed) Sorry, but.
